Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!

Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

“what college do you wanna go to???”

“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”

“how many kids are you gonna have??”

“do you have a boyfriend yet??”

“did you make any friends yet???”

“what are your grades like now????”

(Source: vvhatevz)

Boy: Did it hurt

Girl: (sigh) did what hurt

Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell